Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Listening to: Finally Woken by Jem

I am currently fuming pissed at the boyfren. Hows that for eloquence?
One figures one would be in that position if said person did not call u the WHOLE FREAKING day. First he tells you that he can't meet (and at last min, no less!), then proceeds to forget yr existence for the remaining hours. REALLY, it is going to take more than a deluxe meal from KFC to placate me on this one. Stupid jackass.

Oh yeah, we caught Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest yesterday. It was quite the swashbuckling action that we had anticipated, perhaps more on the boyfren's part. :) Tho the beginning was somewhat flat and lacklustre; and major EWWW factor on Davy Jone's "heart". Geesh, did they have to take it sooooo literally?! I mean dramatising the whole plot is one thing, but come on~All the hulla over a human anatomy?

Superficial movie critic aside, I really have to get somethin off my tits..I mean chest. The movie painfully shows the distinct difference between Veteran Hollywood Heart-throb (Johnny Depp) and Pretty New Face (Orlando Bloom). The whole time Keira and Orlie were smooching, I think I was all like "yeah, watever." Somehow, I think it didn't really connect, zilch sparks. The chemistry jus wasn't there.

Then comes the surprise *tongue-hockey* with Johnny Depp, and God bless my soul..I felt all hot and bothered all of a sudden. The subtle stirring in my loins, oh sweet Jesus. That mere few seconds made me have very naughty thoughts, most of which involves my baby who was jus sitting next to me. Ahem. Now, ladies and gentlemen..THAT is what I call a kiss.
Those who have haven't watched yet, here's a good reason why u should. :)

Who needs love?